Brass Monkey

In this version of our daily planner series, each day gets a full page of real estate-it's the perfect combination of a planner, journal, and that weird friend that knows the most random facts imaginable. Sure, it's technically undated-but really, it's more like 'un-yeared.' See, we did all of the hard work for you. We've already put in all of the dates, the fixed holidays, and tons of extra stuff like daily random holidays, celebrity birthdays, and other bits of trivia. Just mark what day of the week it is, and you're ready to go. Features 436 pages filled with import information like celebrity birthdays and random holidays Features a cloth bound cover with embossed, black foil artwork-and an attached ribbon bookmark Planner measures 5.125" wide by 7.5" tall (130mm x 190.5mm)

<strong>Trivia should be fun-not feel like a homework assignment. </strong> <br/><br/>That's why this <em>Junk Food (& Food Food) Trivia</em> set by Brass Monkey is filled with some of the most pointless food knowledge we could find...and even better, you'll choose your questions from a bunch of misleading categories. For example: 'Hunger Games.' Those are questions about eating competitions, by the way. <ul><li>Includes 200 unique trivia questions to test your random food knowledge (to say the least).</li><li>Each question is grouped in an entertainingly-misleading category to keep everyone guessing-literally. </li><li>Comes with an instruction sheet that explains 3 different ways to play (depending on how smart you think you are).</li><li>Each of our trivia collections contains entirely different questions (and categories). Collect them all to build the world's most useless trivia library.</li><li>The outer box measures 3.5" square by 3" deep-that's 89mm square by 76mm if you're fancy.</li><li>Suitable for 2-8+ people. Go crazy.</li></ul>

Trivia should be fun-not feel like a homework assignment. That's why this Incredibly Pointless Trivia set by Brass Monkey is filled with some of the most pointless knowledge we could find. . .and even better, you'll choose your questions from a bunch of misleading categories. For example: 'Poison Control.' Those are questions about either Bret Michaels or arsenic, by the way. * Includes 200 unique trivia questions to test your random knowledge (to say the least). * Each question is grouped in an entertainingly-misleading category to keep everyone guessing-literally. * Comes with an instruction sheet that explains 3 different ways to play (depending on how smart you think you are). * Each of our trivia collections contains entirely different questions (and categories). Collect them all to build the world's most useless trivia library. * Suitable for 2-8+ people. Go crazy. * The outer box measures 3.5" square by 3" (89mm x 89mm x 76mm).

A party game all about identifying movies-from the worst descriptions humanly possible. Has your mom ever tried to explain a film that she just watched? Did it make one ounce of sense? Of course not-and that's precisely the inspiration for this game. Compete with your friends to identify popular movies from the most convoluted movie summaries possible. For example: A goose suddenly dies and it makes everyone really depressed. Psst, it's 'Top Gun.' * Features 300 game cards-each featuring a uniquely-terrible description of a movie. * Includes instructions for two distinct ways to play (competitive & casual). * Suitable for 2 to 8 players. * The outer box measures 5" x 2.8" tall x 3" deep (127mm x 71mm x 76mm). * Game cards measure 2.472" x 2.8" (63 mm x 71mm).

A party game all about identifying songs-from the most wildly incorrect lyrics possible. As it turns out, sweet dreams aren't actually made of cheese. Sometimes misheard song lyrics actually make more sense than the real ones-and that's the inspiration for this game. Compete with your friends to identify popular songs from the most entertainingly incorrect lyrics possible. For example: 'I've got two chickens to paralyze.' Psst, it's 'Two Tickets to Paradise' by Eddie Money. * Includes 300 game cards-each featuring uniquely-incorrect lyrics to a song. * Includes instructions for two distinct ways to play (competitive & casual). * Suitable for 2 to 8 players. * The outer box measures 5" x 2.8" tall x 3" deep (127mm x 71mm x 76mm). * Game cards measure 2.472" x 2.8" (63 mm x 71mm).

I mean, you meet most of the job requirements...but your years of experience in maturity is still sitting at zero. Why not wear it on your sleeve with this elevated pedestal "coffee" mug from Brass Monkey. It's oozing with vintage charm, and perfect for whatever beverage helps get you through the day. Bonus: each mug comes in a giftable box, ready to be presented to your favorite person (yourself is a valid option). * Stackable porcelain mug w/ mid-century inspired shape. * Features the same three-color 'Part-time Adult' artwork on both sides. * Holds 10 oz. of liquid, you know, for drinking. * Measures 3.25" in diameter (plus the handle) & 3.86" tall. * Machine washable...if you're into that.

CANVAS TOTE - Say goodbye to boring old bags and hello to a hilarious homage to googly food artwork. Each bite of these silly foods are guaranteed to add a pop of personality to your ensemble. It's like carrying a picnic party wherever you go - minus the ants (hopefully)! Perfect for grocery runs, beach days, or just flaunting your foodie flair around town, this tote bag is sure to turn heads wherever it travels.<br/><br/> VINTAGE INSPIRED - Featuring a delightful collection of vintage food artwork, each food is a whimsical masterpiece that adds a touch of nostalgia to your everyday carry. From googly bread to quirky cheese wedges, these vintage food images are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face and a surge of envy from anyone who sees them. It's like carrying a slice of the past with you wherever you go, adding a splash of color and charm to your ensemble.<br/><br/> HIGH QUALITY - Made from durable canvas material, it's built to withstand the rigors of daily use while maintaining its vibrant colors and charming vintage artwork. Each piece of food is meticulously reproduced with crisp detail, ensuring that every bread and cheese looks as fresh as the day it was picked. With sturdy handles and ample space for all your essentials, this tote bag is as practical as it is stylish.<br/><br/> PERFECT FOR GIFTING - Whether you're shopping for a friend with a quirky sense of humor or a family member who appreciates vintage charm, this tote bag is guaranteed to be a hit. With its high-quality construction and whimsical vintage fruit artwork, it's a unique and memorable gift that stands out from the crowd. Plus, its spacious interior and sturdy handles make it perfect for carrying groceries, books, or beach essentials with style.<br/><br/> BRASS MONKEY - We bridge the gap between kitschy roadside souvenirs and elegant fine china, offering a curated collection of well-designed products infused with a delightful sense of humor. Our mission is to transform the ordinary into the extraordinary, crafting items that seamlessly blend functionality with whimsy. From quirky guides to stylish essentials, we specialize in creating must-have treasures that add joy and personality to everyday life.