Brass Monkey

CANVAS TOTE - Say goodbye to boring old bags and hello to a hilarious homage to vintage cat artwork. From sassy siamese to mischevious tabbies, each cat is sporting its own unique personality and a wink that says, "I'll kill you if I don't get dinner soon". Perfect for carrying your essentials with style and a sense of humor, this tote bag is sure to create some curious cats wherever you go. Perfect for grocery runs or beach days, this tote bag is sure to turn heads wherever it travels.<br/><br/> VINTAGE INSPIRED - Featuring a delightful collection of retro cat artwork, each fish is a whimsical masterpiece that adds a touch of nostalgia to your everyday carry. From moody tabbies to annoyed shorthairs, these vintage cat images are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face and a surge of envy from anyone who sees them. It's like carrying a part of your favorite pet with you wherever you go, adding color and charm to your ensemble.<br/><br/> HIGH QUALITY - Made from durable canvas material, it's built to withstand the rigors of daily use while maintaining its vibrant colors and charming vintage artwork. Each cat illustration is meticulously reproduced with crisp detail, ensuring that every whisker, tail, and paw looks as purr-fect as the next. With sturdy handles and ample space for all your essentials, this tote bag is as practical as it is stylish.<br/><br/> PERFECT FOR GIFTING - Whether you're shopping for a friend with a quirky sense of humor or a family member who appreciates vintage charm, this tote bag is guaranteed to be a hit. With its high-quality construction and whimsical vintage cat artwork, it's a unique and memorable gift that stands out from the crowd. Plus, its spacious interior and sturdy handles make it perfect for carrying groceries, books, or beach essentials with style.<br/><br/> BRASS MONKEY - We bridge the gap between kitschy roadside souvenirs and elegant fine china, offering a curated collection of well-designed products infused with a delightful sense of humor. Our mission is to transform the ordinary into the extraordinary, crafting items that seamlessly blend functionality with whimsy. From quirky guides to stylish essentials, we specialize in creating must-have treasures that add joy and personality to everyday life.

This elevated pedestal 'coffee' mug by Brass Monkey is oozing with vintage charm, and perfect for whatever beverage helps you (eventually) seize the day. Bonus: each mug comes in a giftable box, ready to be presented to your favorite person (yourself is a valid option). * Stackable ceramic mug w/ a fresh mid-century inspired shape. * Features the same four-color artwork on both sides. * Holds 10 oz. of liquid, you know, for drinking. * Box measures 4" by 3.5" by 4" tall. * Mug measures 3.25" in diameter by 3.75" tall.

In this version of our daily planner series, each day gets a full page of real estate-it's the perfect combination of a planner, journal, and that weird friend that knows the most random facts imaginable. Sure, it's technically undated-but really, it's more like 'un-yeared.' See, we did all of the hard work for you. We've already put in all of the dates, the fixed holidays, and tons of extra stuff like daily random holidays, celebrity birthdays, and other bits of trivia. Just mark what day of the week it is, and you're ready to go. Features 436 pages filled with import information like celebrity birthdays and random holidays Features a cloth bound cover with embossed, black foil artwork-and an attached ribbon bookmark Planner measures 5.125" wide by 7.5" tall (130mm x 190.5mm)

A party game all about identifying movies-from the worst descriptions humanly possible. Has your mom ever tried to explain a film that she just watched? Did it make one ounce of sense? Of course not-and that's precisely the inspiration for this game. Compete with your friends to identify popular movies from the most convoluted movie summaries possible. For example: A goose suddenly dies and it makes everyone really depressed. Psst, it's 'Top Gun.' * Features 300 game cards-each featuring a uniquely-terrible description of a movie. * Includes instructions for two distinct ways to play (competitive & casual). * Suitable for 2 to 8 players. * The outer box measures 5" x 2.8" tall x 3" deep (127mm x 71mm x 76mm). * Game cards measure 2.472" x 2.8" (63 mm x 71mm).

A party game all about identifying songs-from the most wildly incorrect lyrics possible. As it turns out, sweet dreams aren't actually made of cheese. Sometimes misheard song lyrics actually make more sense than the real ones-and that's the inspiration for this game. Compete with your friends to identify popular songs from the most entertainingly incorrect lyrics possible. For example: 'I've got two chickens to paralyze.' Psst, it's 'Two Tickets to Paradise' by Eddie Money. * Includes 300 game cards-each featuring uniquely-incorrect lyrics to a song. * Includes instructions for two distinct ways to play (competitive & casual). * Suitable for 2 to 8 players. * The outer box measures 5" x 2.8" tall x 3" deep (127mm x 71mm x 76mm). * Game cards measure 2.472" x 2.8" (63 mm x 71mm).

Trivia should be fun - not feel like a homework assignment. That's why we've filled ours with as many completely useless celebrity facts as we could find. . .and even better, you'll choose questions from a bunch of misleading categories. For example: "You've Got Mail" - which are questions about celebrities who still use an AOL email account.Suitable for 2 to 8 (or more) players. Includes 200 unique trivia cards specifically themed around celebrities. Includes an instruction sheet with 3 different ways to play (depending on how smart you think you are). Each two-sided card measures 3" wide by 2.8" tall (76mm x 71mm). The box measures 3.5" square by 3" deep (89mm x 89mm x 76mm).

MURDER GAME - Everybody loves a good murder-well, except for the murderee that is. In this hilarious party game by Brass Monkey, players try to devise the best plan to escape from a series of entertainingly 'murder-y' situations-but even better, there's a twist. See, you only have 3 randomly drawn objects at your disposal to use-anything from a rubber duck to a can of spray cheese. With endless possibilities and endless laughter, this game is guaranteed to keep the party going long into the night!<br/><br/> INCLUDES - Suitable for 2 to 4 (or more) players, this game is your ticket to an evening of suspense and hilarity. With 300 double-sided 'object' cards and 50 double-sided murder-y 'scenario' cards, the possibilities are endless. Picture this: you're trapped in a series of entertainingly ""murder-y"" situations, and your only hope of escape lies in your quick thinking and the random objects at your disposal. It's a race against the clock to outsmart your opponents and avoid meeting a comically gruesome fate.<br/><br/> GREAT FOR PARTIES - How To Get Away From Murder is the perfect party game. You and your crew, huddled together, have to try and outsmart each other in a race against the clock and some seriously ""murder-y"" scenarios. It's like stepping into a comedy thriller movie, but with your besties as the stars and plenty of laughs along the way. And with 300 double-sided 'object' cards and 50 double-sided murder 'scenario' cards, the hilarity never ends!<br/><br/> PERFECT FOR GIFTING - The ""How To Get Away From Murder"" game makes an absolutely killer gift because it's the epitome of fun and crime wrapped up in one package! Whether you're shopping for your best friend, your sibling, or that hard-to-buy-for coworker, this game is sure to hit the mark. Plus, it's the perfect way to bring people together and create unforgettable memories - because let's face it, nothing bonds people like trying to escape from a killer clown armed only with a rubber duck and a can of spray cheese!<br/><br/> BRASS MONKEY - We bridge the gap between kitschy roadside souvenirs and elegant fine china, offering a curated collection of well-designed products infused with a delightful sense of humor. Our mission is to transform the ordinary into the extraordinary, crafting items that seamlessly blend functionality with whimsy. From quirky guides to stylish essentials, we specialize in creating must-have treasures that add joy and personality to everyday life.